May 2012
36 posts
besides learning how into taco bell people still are, textsfromlastnight.com has also taught me that there is still a lot of rampant hate out there for gingers. example: “do you think gingers are as awkward in bed as they are in regular life?” and “the only thing worse than losing your virginity when you’re 25 is losing it to a ginger.”
i'm writing a cover of blondie's heart of glass,...
i am a long-distance co-parent to these two beautiful little assholes. looking at pictures of them makes my wee heart crumple like a paper ball but if nothing else i am a glutton for self-destruction by nostalgia.
HERE'S A THING
I take public transit to work every day (i.e the worst bus in the history of soul-crushing buses). There are varying degrees of how much my commute makes me want to commit hari kari from day to day, but today was particularly bad. when people ask where my poor opinion of humanity comes from, i tell them it usually starts on the bus.
1) as i approached my bus stop three big white guys were...
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bridgetzsweet:
words to live by
The so-called ‘psychotically depressed’ person who tries to kill herself doesn’t...
– David Foster Wallace
Haunting.
(via unnamablerevelations)
What makes you think a writer isn’t a drug salesman?
– Kurt Vonnegut, Cat’s Cradle (via iconsabstract)
life's credo from a handwritten note still hanging...
‘lets get stoned and have orgasms and laugh a lot.’ - hunter s. thompson
i’ve amended my list of things to do before i die so there is only one item left that means anything to me: own a pug and name it bill murray.
NOTE TO SELF:
stop barking up trees that are so wrong they basically put their hands on their hips and look down and say STOP BARKING
i guess it'll be sawyer then
my desire to do the sex on kate from lost just decreased a thousand fold when i learned she was with charlie from lost in real life for like five years.
http://thoughtcatalog.com/2012/5-common-misconcepti... →
April 2012
30 posts
by far one of the more disturbing things i’m learning from reading texts from last night:
1) there are still a lot of people eating a lot of taco bell.
on the intersectionality of all that i hold good...
i watched this ted talk tonight:
[[MORE]]http://www.ted.com/talks/frans_de_waal_do_animals_have_morals.html
it is about the evidence of morality (broadly, empathy and reciprocation) in other mammals besides humans. the whole thing is interesting, i recommend watching it. it affirms my belief that animals can love each other and that animals can love and be spiritually connected to humans....
wherein i read everything as sexual
my landlord left me a note that says ‘SOMETIME THIS WEEK I NEED TO GET UNDER YOUR SINK AND SORT OUT YOUR VALVES.’
a 2 year old girl on toddlers and tiaras is wearing a tee shirt that says ‘sorry, daddy says no dating.’
there are just so many things wrong with that i want to peel my skin off. and yet i can’t stop watching… it is an important part of my sociological study into all the ways humanity goes so horribly wrong.
if my vagina could shake its fist, it'd be doing... →
“i was just saying the other day that my misogyny didn’t have enough racism in it.”